Kill Your Friends
Got a friend who thinks they're hot stuff and can't be killed by a rubber chicken ever? Prove them wrong with this state-of-the-art rubber maiming device. Your friends will never look at you the same way again.
Post Their Obituary
Think shaming your friend with the impact of a rubber chicken isn't enough? We agree. Our hilarious random obituary generator allows you to post the kill to Facebook for everyone to laugh at with comical results!
Then Kill Them Too!
Remember those friends on Facebook who laughed at your friend's misfortune? Yeah. You can kill them too. No one is safe from the divine wrath of the rubber chicken, and it's up to you to teach your friends this.