From a satisfied rubber chicken user:

"Rubber Chicken Assassin changed my life. Like seriously. Before this app, it used to be a major inconvenience to carry a rubber chicken around to slap all my friends with. Now that I have this app I can slap my friends with it without actually causing any physical harm! Amazing!

My sex life has really improved too! I met this girl on Myspace. She's really pretty and has tons of friends so she's gotta be famous. Apparently she's a super model too! Soooooo stoked to meet her. Thanks Rubber Chicken Assassin!"

-Lonelyboy516

Kill Your Friends


Got a friend who thinks they're hot stuff and can't be killed by a rubber chicken ever? Prove them wrong with this state-of-the-art rubber maiming device. Your friends will never look at you the same way again.

Post Their Obituary


Think shaming your friend with the impact of a rubber chicken isn't enough? We agree. Our hilarious random obituary generator allows you to post the kill to Facebook for everyone to laugh at with comical results!

Then Kill Them Too!


Remember those friends on Facebook who laughed at your friend's misfortune? Yeah. You can kill them too. No one is safe from the divine wrath of the rubber chicken, and it's up to you to teach your friends this.